the Danger Board is a band that plays rock with music (and guitars).

ephraim ephraim e. ephraimson [singing] eric eric e. ericson [guitaring] jarrin jarrin j. jarrinson [drumming] gwen gwen g. gwensdottir(son) [othering] martin martin m. martinson [bassing]
ephraim e. ephraimson

position (in the band/in cartesian space):
primary vocalist / (0 ,0)
major contribution(s) to the organization:
high kicks; monkey screams; masks
summary of duties:
saying words from his own mouth. he is evidently writing his own lyrics, though it is not as yet confirmed that he is not merely cribbing from sources sufficiently obscure that his plagiarism has gone heretofore undetected. should it be discover at a future date that his words are not of his own formulation but come from some other source, this eventuality will be indicated by the inclusion of the appropriate words within quotation marks and of citations to be found at the end of the songs, directing the listener to the words' original source(s).
member of the Danger Board most likely to:
transubstantiate